Throw this on and let your sense of humor lead. A clean white tee with a playful graphic \u2014 a slightly offbeat cow silhouette, the bold word \u201cLACTOSE,\u201d and a stamped \u201cSPOILED\u201d tag \u2014 that reads like a wink to anyone who\u2019s lactose-aware or loves food puns. Lightweight and breathable, it wears like a well-loved favorite: casual, lighthearted, and quietly clever. Wear it to brunch, grocery runs, low-key hangouts, or whenever you want to spark a laugh without saying a word.<\/p>\n
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (153 g\/m\u00b2) for breathable all-day comfort
– Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
– Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
– DTG and DTF printed accents (sleeves and inner neck labels via DTF) for crisp, durable graphics
– Certified and ethically sourced: Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty, meets safety and chemical compliance<\/p>\n
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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